Never have I seen a more accurate post.
#shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher
narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shaven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and be like WHOA and the next i’ll see a guy with a full sleeve beanie and scruff and be like WHOA
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line